eldermouth | +1 dino hunter

Hi everyone! I'm Cappy, and I'll be bringing you Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn, aka that one videogame with the dumb name about a cavewoman fighting robot dinosaurs. As said (not actually a) cavewoman, Aloy's pretty used to taking out enormous monsters able to kill her in one blow with nothing more than a bow and arrows, which means someone's probably going to have to hold her back from trying to hunt down Cthulu and skin him for his sweet sweet loot. GODS AREN'T REAL GUYS IT'S JUST A GIANT ROBOT IN DISGUISE (okay probably not).

She'll be staying in 102 with Dipper and Violet! Also since HZD is a relatively new game with some serious plot twists, please let me know if you want to opt out of spoilers. Feel free to friend me over at

madcapjest and I look forward to playing with you all!